IT'S NOT A MOVEMENT, IT'S JUST FOR MEN

I don’t know why
Men can’t sit, while they pee
It’s certainly easier
It seems to me

 
No need to aim
That little thing straight
And if you missed
Piss off your mate

 
No raising the lid
Or forgetting, back down
No missing the bowl
Or pissing around

 
Others can’t see it
And, of it poke fun
No need to shake it
When you are done

 
So let’s start a protest
We need to be free
Let’s, SIT, on that throne
Whenever we pee                               
BOEMS by JA 70