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It’s Pancake day ❤️

It’s Pancake day ❤️

Everyone is at it !!
It’s a knack you may say
Tossing it up & down
Catching it in midway

Stirring mixture by the bucket load
Eggs, milk & flour
Scoffin’ a few at a time
Then devouring more in an hour

We just can’t seem to get enough of them
They are oozing out our ears
They suit absolutely all ages
From tiny toddlers to old dears

Splat the mishmash in a pan
Make sure the pan is big
Spread the batter nice & round
Now give the pan a little jig

Wait until the pancakes formed
Nice & golden brown
Now jerk your handle in the air
Make sure you catch it coming down

Oh no, it’s stuck on the ceiling
You must have thrown it wrong
Never mind try with another 
Next time dont fling too strong

What a load of tossers
UK has got today
Tuesday the 16 th of February
Is Pancake day come what may

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Greg Etsell

your making me
hungry if your
makeing them
i will  eat them 
lots butter please
and i like to put 
jam on it

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