I've Never Stolen Anything

My wheels came off the rails for a wee bit

When those oh so yummy donuts interrupted my diet

But I'm back on track again

How easy it is to lose one's way when temptation rears it's ugly head

The same thing can apply to so many things in life

We must be strong to resist the evils that confront us

Like stealing stuff from Walmart... oops!

Did I say that? errr... uh... just joking

I'm a fine upstanding citizen who would never stoop that low

Unless of course I thought I could get away with it

Scratch that... don't know where that came from

I've never stolen a single thing in my whole entire life

Well... maybe a heart or two!