Jack The Jester

Jack the Jester some people call me
Quite hard living up to at times
But if you keep reading, I'll write some sillies
To help you forget winter's signs

Join the army... visit exotic places
Meet strange people, then kill them
I'd really like to help you out, dear friend
Which way did you come in

They say beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
A truer word was never uttered
It's amazing I can still come up with these gems
My poor brain is really cluttered

To all you virgins out there, thanks for nothing
This one sure gave me a giggle
It's good we have this fancy computer thingy
You'd never decipher my squiggles

You laugh because you think I'm different
I laugh because I just farted
Change is good but dollars are much better
Now do you see what you started