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JEALOUS

I am jealous of my fellow poets

They get comments, favorites and votes

Yes it's true...I am no Truman Capote

 

I have written about loss, love and depression

Writing has lead to my mental decompression

I have poured out my soul in rhyme

Tried to avoid poetic crime

 

But no matter how hard I try

Writing poems that would make the Devil Cry

The response I get would make a Happy Clown Sigh

 

I work hard at rhyming words

Trying hard not to create poetic turds

The votes I get wouldn't even feed a bird

 

Maybe I should change my name to Josephine

Upload a photo of a Hot Sexy Beauty Queen

The boys and girls would read my poems and cream

Maybe I should cut off an ear

 

Come out as Queer

My hope is someday my readers will see me as a poetic seer

When I am finally lying on my Funeral Bier

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Valerie Lynn

Hi Joseph! Keep up the writing!! I enjoy reading your poetry. A vote from me!

Val ♥️

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melrosejoe

Hi Val, Thanks for the comment you made my day

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Ezek Lam

I like the honesty I felt in this writing...this is well put...Nice...Very Nice Mr. Adam. I hope to  read more of what you have out in Cosmofunnel media.

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COSMOFUNNEL Team

Hi Joseph Adam,

Congrats, your poem is now being promoted on our FB page.

Glide on love

The Cosmofunnel team

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Hi Joseph Adam,

A good satire, and congrats on your FB promotion, keep writing more and more , my applause, my vote, I liked the below lines

I have written about loss, love and depression

Writing has lead to my mental decompression

I have poured out my soul in rhyme

Tried to avoid poetic crime

But no matter how I try

Writing poems that would make the Devil Cry

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Devon La Porte

Good write Joseph funny yet it seems you've fished your wish, i've felt your pain before it gets better the more you share congrats.

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