JIM CARREY....

Canadian born James Eugene
Was destined for the silver screen
His career started 'smokin'
When his lewd way of jokin'
Ignited his Hollywood dream!

His reputation as a comedian grew
It was his acting flare that shone through
He smashed all records, as 'Ace'
With his legendary rubber face
He was awesome in Dumb and Dumber too!

He's been married but divorced.. twice
Due to his craving for narcotics and vice
The truth did transpire
Jim was a poor 'Liar Liar'
He decided Jenny McCarthy would suffice!

For me, Jim Carrey is the best
Every film is a comedy fest
He's a sex kitten attractor
His humour, the main factor
No wonder he's a world class sex pest...