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JOKE

JOKE

My bank manager told me that I should go out and get a donor card!

He not only wants all my pennies, now he`s after all my bits too!!

G xx

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Tony Taylor

OK GEORGIE!!.. you're going to have tell me what "bits" are......... body parts?....... whatever it is ~ I know it's funny cuz I know your British wit....... but this has me scratching my head........ don't leave me hangin' girlfriend............ smiles.......... ttys.......T xo

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Georgina Richardson

Well.....the donor card is for body bits isn`t it T` so.....!!!!!!

I love it when I can bamboozle my Beasty with my foreign slang.

Love ya

G xx

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Deborah Evans

Hi Ā G Hahaha Ā love itĀ 
Thank you for the smiles my friendĀ 
love n hugs Debs xx

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Georgina Richardson

That is simply my aim in life!....to get my Debs smiling. I`m thrilled that you liked it sweetie.

I love ya kid

G xx

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