JUST THE FACTS, JACK

Bible thumpers
Listen up

Christianity is not based on the Bible
Rather,
The Bible is based on Christianity

The Word was not written
Rather,
The Word was living

Fundamentalists are not fundamental
Rather,
They are quite liberal

Socialist are not atheists
Rather,
Capitalists are Godless

Christ invented socialism
Marx invented communism
You Dumbasses!

*The Bible, by the Council of Nicaea787 A.D.
*The Communist Manifesto 1838 A.D.