Kicking Up Geraniums

Believe it or not I was a shy young man

Led a very uninteresting life

Then met a crazy lady named Cathie

“Laugh every day”, her advice

Life's short, you'll wonder where it went

Don't know how much is remaining

“So party it up, make the most of it,” she said

“You'll soon be kicking up geraniums”

So I took her advice maybe a little to literal

Not a serious bone in my body

So don't ya blame me, blame it on Cathie

A slave to this sweet younger hottie

It's lusciouscathie@hottie.com

That's her private and personal address

Some might like her to explain how she did it

Haven't a clue I must really confess

Once was a shy and retiring young man

She changed my whole life around

I'm now the dude I always wanted to be

Where joy and silliness abound