Kids In 2050

From a wee guy age two to his dad
in the year 2050!

How long before I can drive a car?
You always say I'm too young
So what if I can't actually feed myself
And you still have to change me bum

Times they are a-changing dear father
The age of majority is now two
Our brains are the size of soccer balls
With the balls to try things new

I know my size might be a problem
But with all these gadgets that exist
As long as my brain is functional
I can still do most things on the list

Like keeping track of my finances
Making sure I've got enough to retire
When reaching the age of two hundred ten
Having plenty till the day I expire

It must be difficult for you to grasp
I realize that this is all quite new
But so many advances have taken place
Us wee folks live longer than you

So next time you look at us young'uns
And feel sorry we missed what you had
Each new generation has its own advances
A product of our time, good or bad