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KING WILLY OF THE COSMO

KING WILLY OF THE COSMO

Now Willys the king of the poets
Ohhhh.. the Cosmo VIP
He's reached the top and just wont stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a poet like Willy
And leave comments.. all around
Be just like the Mavelli man
And post all over town!

Oh.. oobee doo
I wanna be like you oo oo
I wanna post like you
Write like you.. tooooooo
You'll see it's true oo oo
An englishman like me ee ee
Can learn to be.... a poet toooo

Oh Willy you gotta tell me
What is it.. with your tributes
You're an Indian pied piper
And the girls all love your flute
You're making me jealous Willy
I wish I had your powers too
I only wrote this tribute song
So I could be like you

Oh..... oobee doo
I want your powers too oo oo
I wanna post like you
Write like you, tooooooo
You'll see it's true oo oo
An englishman like me ee ee
Can learn to be.... a poet toooo

Now don't try to kid me, Willy
I made a deal with you
What I desire is your poetic fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, Willy
Clue me.. what to do
Give me the power of your poetry flower
So I can be like you

OH you oo oo
I wanna be like you oo oo
I wanna post like you
Write like you tooooooo
You'll see it's true oo oo 
An Englishman like me ee ee
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
"Take me hoooome Willy"
Can learn to be
Like someone like meeeee!.........

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WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

Dear Jason Lee Gardiner

This is an excellent humor of the day ! I would have appreciated this comedy, if you had inserted the exact name and image of the said Poet Willy.

My sincere applause, My vote, My nomination for the best comedy of the day !

Now don't try to kid me, Willy
I made a deal with you
What I desire is your poetic fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, Willy
Clue me.. what to do
Give me the power of your poetry flower
So I can be like you

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Jason Lee

Willy you're a gentleman, I appreciate your comment, and also appreciate you took this as I intended it, harmless fun :)

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WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

Dear Jason Lee Gardiner,

At my school, then at College, later at work, those who like me, used to call " Willy " as a pet name. I used enjoy that since my childhood. I laughed a lot by seeing the image and your comedy lines. 

By this, you are becoming my best poetry friend at Cosmofunnel. 

Regards & Love to you Sir Jason

WILLY

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Tracy Timothy

BRILIANT FUN TRIBUTE THE WILLIE X EVEN BETTER IF YA READ IT TO THE TUNE IN YA HEAD
5 FROM ME BABE

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers Tracy, I've beeen humming the bugger all morning lol :)

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Maddison Law

5*s from me, and I read it to the tune too... which made me laugh even more

Yet again you brighten days 

Maddison

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Jason Lee

Cheers Maddison always glad to brighten your day hun :)

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BLOSSOM

Comic genius Mr Gardiner!  That's been humming in my head since you've been singing it over the last two days lol!!!  The monkey suit was a step too far for me though ha ha!!!  A wonderfully creative and funny piece.  A huge vote and nom from me, one of my favourites of your funnies, smiled all the way through:)

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WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

Rachel Gardiner

A monkey is dormant in every one, Good and amusing comedy,

" Since ages and ages, my grandfather was a monkey running  in the woods,

Now his grandson is the little king willy@ cosmos, who is after feminine moods"

Regards & Love

King@Willy@Maveli@cosmos

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Mark Pearson

Jason a work of art, nearly pissed me self. high 5 marrow.

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Carey Milton

My applause dear Jason!

Congrats on your winning nomination :)

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