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KITCHEN SUPREMACY

The sausages are starting to hiss and sizzle 
Cherry bakewells are fighting the lemon drizzle 
Supremacy in the kitchen is now taking shape
No place to hide and no place to escape 

The cheese is looking for control over the ham 
Battles now happening between beef and lamb
The jelly in the fridge let out an almighty scream
Wants to be top dessert over the trifle and cream 

Which food stuff will come out I wonder on top ?
Will it be the pork pie or the aggressive pork chop
Kitchen supremacy happens nearly every day 
If you want my advice I would order a take away

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Gwendoline

Lol you wrote a proper food fight here. A fun read 
Gwen :)

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