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KNOCK KNOCK

KNOCK KNOCK

knock knock, whos there, orange, orange who, knock knock, who there,orange,orange who,knock knock WHO THERE!,orange, ORANGE WHO!! knock knock WHO THERE!!!!,BANANA!!! AREN'T GLAD I DIDNT SAY ORANGE,

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Did you hear the one of the three little pigs?

Three little pigs went into the bar...

First little pig went up to the bartender and said...

One beer please...

Where's the bathroom?

Go down the hall first door on the left...

Second little pig goes up to the bartender...

I would like two beers please...

Where's the bathroom?

Go down the hall first door on the left...

Third little pig goes up to the bartender and says three beers please...

Then the little pigs get up to leave...

Bartender yells out...

Hey third little pig why didn't you ask where the bathroom is!

I am the third little pig...

I go wee wee wee all the way home...

:)

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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