Lady Numbnuts

A lady called herself “Numbnuts”
Now that was totally uncalled for
The sweetest filly I've ever known
Must chastise her, give her what for

Next time I see her, if I see her again
Gonna plant a big smacker on her lips
That'll teach her, this filly of mine
Also gonna grab her round the hips

Gonna squeeze her hard, not too hard
Till she yells, “I surrender, Jack”
Might let go but there's no guarantees
Still haven't lost my knack

So my sweet darling Lady Numbnuts
I'm eagerly awaiting the time
I'll once again plant a wonking big kiss
And feel that feeling sublime