In The Land Of Jack

Once upon a time in the land of Jack
Everything was bright and shiny
All the sweet ladies were really big busted
But the men's main assets were tiny

Tried some exercise, even tried some pills
Tried a new stretching machine
Nothing worked 'twas doom and gloom
Till this lady came on the scene

With a revolutionary new method
Whispering naughty words in my ears
Along with certain body movements
It had something to do with her rear

And a stunning bottom it surely was
I must say on a scale of one to ten
It was off the charts, probably a twenty
And the men did suddenly become men

From that time on in the land of Jack
All men had a smile on their face
They even smiled while getting a flu shot
And the world was a happy place