LATE KATE

I have a best friend whose name is Kate
Wherever we go she is always late
The reason for her lateness is never the same
She assures me each time she is never to blame

We went to the theatre one Saturday to see a show
Kate arrived fifteen minutes late the bus was too slow
I don't mind waiting for my best friend Kate
Despite her time keeping not being particularly great

I forgot to say that my name is Shirley
Wherever I go with Kate I'm always early