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LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE

Latitude said to Longitude the other day 
Let's not give a direction come what may
We won't appear on any map or chart 
Then the traveller won't know where to start

Longitude thought this was a very good idea 
Said to Latitude no map or chart we shall appear 
Poor traveller will be lost without us I know
Let's just disappear get up and go 

Latitude and Longitude then went missing 
The poor traveller was cursing and hissing 
Where did he finish up nobody knows 
Certainly not where he wanted I suppose 

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Audrey youde

That made me chuckle, i wonder where the poor traveller ended up ,nice one Kiaran x

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