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Laundry day

Laundry day

What's happened to my missing sock
Where has my stocking gone?
I had two socks when I took them off
But now I've only one
What good is a single foot warmer
Even though I've two left feet
I'll struggle to fit them both inย 
All the way til my toes meet
Is there a land of odd socks ?
Where they all go to retire
They may chit chat and hang about
On the maiden near the fire
Or is there a sneaky sock thief ?
Who comes in the dead of night
Wearing black pants and stripeyย top
With his head covered up with tights
Oh no ! That's it !!
I know where it's gone
The bad sock fairy cast a spellย 
And turned two socks into one
Now they're both together
It's so much better for me
It will be double thick and extra long
And will pull up to my knee
But I still have a little problem
I still have a foot to cover
But that's ok it's laundryย day
I'll probably lose anotherย 

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Spencer Miller

You will NEVER catch it .. too quick !! Trust me I have tried ?

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Spencer Miller

Hahaaaa yes we've all been there .... oh that pesky critter ?

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sparrowsong

Hello Spencer...

You too?

I almost go into a Got Em Allย dance when I haveย all the socks...

The sock monster is never full?

I have one too...

Great write!ย 

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsongย 

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Spencer Miller

Thanks sparrowsong , yes me too ! ย everytime there's always one !! Unbelievable, I can't work it out ??

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H. Schmidt

Great imagination. I can definitely learn from you! Imaginative writing is something I really need to work on.

You did a really great job of taking something ordinary that everyone can relate to (because we ALL lose socks like every day) and turned it into something fun! :)

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Spencer Miller

Wow thanks for your comments , who'd of thought losing a sock could be so interesting ??

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Spencer Miller

By the way I tried to comment on your poem .. ' to ย someone sweet ' but can't figure out how to leave comments unless somebody has already commented ? ... anyway it's great . Love the idea .

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linda wright

your poem was terrific so humorous i couldnt stop chuckling made my day as for the sock

dilema i just make the odd socks into hand puppets for my grandchildren lindaย 

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Spencer Miller

Awww thank you Linda I'm glad it made you smile ?. Great idea with the puppets x

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