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Laurens clever little Olly

Olly is Laurens guinea pig
He is staying here for a while
His Mum is on her holidays
Making memories to make her smile

She was very sad to leave him
As she left & said goodbye
I saw her looking sad with a teardrop in her eye

But I assured her I’d take great care
No harm would come to him I swear
So I’m wrapping him in cotton wool
He will be safe, I am no fool

Olly is so clever because heΒ  does know his name
I call β€œOlly” a few times a day
& We play a little game

I have a piece of stringΒ 
Which I make into a loop
Olly does a little run & jump
As he passes through the hoop

I think he could be in a circusΒ 
The crowds would come to see
ThisΒ  peculiar performing rodent
As he dancesΒ  around with me?

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