LAURIE THE TOWN CRIER

 
He was sixty five now it was time to retire  
Soon got bored and so became the town crier 
One of the criteria was a booming loud voice  
Whether the people listened was a matter of choice  

If you want my advice you should listen to Laurie 
For if you didn't you would be really sorry 
He told the latest happenings and local news
Always impartial when giving political views 

One more fact about Laurie then I'll go  
He happened to be deaf should you want to know