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Let out a strong pong?

Let out a strong pong?

My tummy rumbled well
It was more like it grumbled.. it must have been hungry and wanted some food.. so I fed it chicken that was finger lickin’ and it sent a loud belch that was ever so rude..

Well I drank down a drink it was peppermint I think.. I’d heard that was wise when your stomache was wrong.. but then my bum farted when me and my spouse parted..that tummy of mine let out a strong pong

My guts and me have a right job you see.. coz it doesn’t appreciate the food that I eat.. Diverticulitis is just like colitis.. a Doctor told me that was what I had got.. and sometimes I am fine and other times I am not.. when I spend all night and day just sat on the pot

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Greg Etsell

I love this poem 
I like the line then 
my bum farted
lol lol

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Jill Tait

Haha well tell it as it is lol lol Thank you teehee

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A Lonely Journey

Oh Jillian, 
That was beautiful! I loved the metaphorical use of the 'bum farting' which represents the August winds gently flowing upon a porcelain(??) field, and fertilizing(??) the fragrant flowers there. 
And your guts! representing the beautiful essence of your being, delivering lovely children(does the poop represent them?), as you spend the time upon your motherly throne, fertilizing them, too...hmmm, interesting poem. LOL. 
You're wacky! I love it!! 

Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Haha well wacky is fun n fun is all good!!  Thanks Matey ??❤️?

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A Lonely Journey

Yes it is! 
You're awesome, Jillian. 
Hugs, 
Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Aww not awesome just a regular gettin on wifey lol ❤️❤️❤️ But Thank you xxx

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A Lonely Journey

No, awesome. 
Anyone who writes about poop is awesome. 
M. 

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Jill Tait

Teeheeee ❤️???❤️??

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Marion

?? oh ...you!! What are we going to do with you?? I agree with Matthew only great minds would....dare!! ?????

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Being Me

Hshaha ???????  oh thanks for the laugh, Jill. Poetic magic! ???

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Jill Tait

Teeheee Tina well everyone farts lol ?❤️??

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