Let Your Wind Blow Free

Must explain my reason for grinning

It's not what you might think

Got a cramp down in my nether regions

Maybe too many beans methinks

It's easy for people to think I'm just happy

Coz I am the majority of the time

The look on my face can be very similar

This time it emanates from behind

Think I just need to let a big boomer go

One that could shatter tall buildings

I hesitate to let the damn thing fly

For fear it would loosen people's filling

Guess I'll just have to suffer in silence

Till I reach a McDonald's restroom

If I make it, I hope they build 'em strong

Down with my drawers then kaboom!

The shattered remains can still be seen

They decided to make the site a memorial

Seventeen people have lost their eyesight

Six swore off Big Macs overall

Now I've divulged my reason for grinning

It's not that I'm happy, you see

The real reason is internal combustion

Not allowing my wind to blow free!