THE LIST

I`m going away for a couple of days

To a big posh hotel.

Please don`t forget to do the washing up

And make sure you do all your ironing as well.

All your foods in the larder

Your socks are in the wash.

Your shirts are all on the line.

Don`t again get the grill mixed up with the washer

Or you`ll end up with socks on toast !!

When I`m not around to supervise the day

Chaos around you! usually comes home to play.

So behave yourself !!

And don`t drink too much !

If I come home to a mess you`ll get the bums rush !!