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Long Live The Ladies... OlΓ©

Long Live The Ladies... OlΓ©

Someone mentioned to me quite recently

They noticed 90% of the comments I receive

For my poems here are from the ladies

Must be damn well doing something right!!!

Now why do you think that's the case, my friends

I'm not aiming particularly at the fairer sex

Perhaps it's because I write with a bit of humour

Which seems to strike a cord with the fairer sex

Learned a long time ago you don't have to look like Brad Pitt

Or George Clooney or Robert Downey Jr.

To get the attention of the ladies

You just need to make them giggle till they wet themselves!

That sure makes a lot of sense to me

As far back as I can remember, I've always loved the ladies

Can't imagine a world without them

It would be much less than half as beautiful!

Long live the ladies... olΓ©!!!

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