Looking For A Brain

Having a CT Scan in a couple of days

Most likely looking for a brain

Hope they find something resembling such

Not finding one might be a strain

Might think the Scanner is'nt working

Nothing's showing up on the screen

Came up with an idea for having some fun

Pulled the plug and heard someone scream

“Look at this, this man's missing a brain”

Never in the annuls of medicine

Have they come across this rare phenomenon

His head's filled with a stuff like gelatin

Literally ten doctors were quickly summoned

All looked astonished and took notes

Chuckled to myself at the fuss I'd created

TV stations were looking for quotes!

Finally had to tell them of my fun little gig

But most didn't find it too funny

Told me, “Lie down and no more shenanigans

Or the nurse will call your mummy!