Lost missing master car key -

thus cannot git linkedin to cross continental divide.

whip-sawing mice elf and the minnie mouse…
   cheeses mother fucking fate
constitutes thee master set of automobile keys
   to drive our 2009 Hyundai Sonata went missing of late
which unasked for quandary finds both thy missus and her mate
fraught with increased angst evidenced
   by tension around temple of pate
which headaches rare for me, but genetics

   blessed this chap with top rate

anxiety, obsessive-compulsive disorder,

   panic attacks…social schizoid state

thus complementing my deprivation from pounding migraine

   akin to psychological battle field tete a tete

with ability to function the casualty
   of mortal kombat “war”

   and fast loosing weight and patience can nada wait

do to physiological symptoms per nausea, palpitating heart, vertigo

   barely contain via a cocktail of medications,
   which ordinarily ameliorate aforementioned wracking symptoms,
   that most definitely invite suicide as bait
rather than besieged vis a vis inner maelstrom doth create
but death not readily agreeable to me,
   cuz if escorted by grim reaper….

   that would be the first and final date

though, Matthew Scott Harris remains alive mailer demons
   viciously claw in an attempt to eviscerate

as descent of black crows (whose eyes widen
   like black eye peas) and gravitate

to this wrecked vestige of a generic chap, who doth hate

above iterated series of unfortunate events

   (move over lemony snicket) I tried to illuminate
aware that artistic pursuits in one form or another
   could be cathartic, fantastic,   

   intrinsic…magic, that could somehow solve thee crisis,
   which critical reliance on driving thine car,
   a present topic de jure source of irritation drive me to impersonate
convincingly insitu, a lunatic madman fit to be tied or strapped

   in strait jacket and duct taped mouth, whereby arms and legs rapt
with attentive experimental scientists intently observing

   viciously jagged oscillations of sinusoidal curves mapped
omnipotent bound by super strong steel magnolia derived wires
   fixed to mine numb skull held – with chrome dome capped
upon mine head whereby electrodes send shock waves so
   for the present and immediate future, I can be a zombie and adapt.