Love Can Be A Pain

Love can be such a gol darn pain

A delicious delectable pain

With a large helping of hugs and kisses

It can just about drive you insane

More than once I heard someone ask

Is it really worth all the trouble

You better believe it, at half the price

Nothing else bursts my bubble

You sweat and mumble incoherently

To concentrate, it's really no use

Useless as dangly things hanging from a bull

Totally and so udderly obtuse

So what can you do if you get infected

Well there's really no known cure

Just dive right on in, swim around for a while

You'll wanna stay I'm pretty sure

Let me know how that all works out

Many have tried, it's well known

Never were cured, spend a lifetime in love

Now resting comfortably in a home