Love Can Be A Pain

Love can be such a gol darn pain
A delicious delectable pain
With a large helping of hugs and kisses
It can just about drive you insane

More than once I heard someone ask
Is it really worth all the trouble
You better believe it, at half the price
Nothing else bursts my bubble

You sweat and mumble incoherently
To concentrate, it's really no use
Useless as dangly things hanging from a bull
Totally and so udderly obtuse

So what can you do if you get infected
Well there's really no known cure
Just dive right on in, swim around for a while
You'll wanna stay I'm pretty sure

Let me know how that all works out
Many have tried it's well known
Never were cured, spend a lifetime in love
Now resting comfortably in a home