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Lovely juvly plums ?

Lovely juvly plums ?

Ooh my husband has some lovely juvly plums..they are hanging from the branches looking like little peachy bums.. but we will scoff the lot and then we will get sore tums.. when we will wish we hadn’t of been so greedy when the time comes...

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Jill Tait

Teehee We are well plummed out.. jams.. crumbles.. wine and ciders pml ❤️?❤️

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A Lonely Journey

Jilliango, 
Not only are you wacky, but you also act in an odd, or irrational way. And I love it! Peach bums are great(except when they try to borrow money off of other, more professional, peaches, then they become bothersome...oh, you meant buttock bums! Sorry. 
Awesome! You are. 
Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Teeheee ??????❤️?❤️

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A Lonely Journey

Once, when I ate a peach, the pit became lodged in my duodenum, and I had to have minor 13 hour surgery to have it removed, so I really enjoyed your poem, brought back memories. M. 

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