Mad as a Hatter

Your head requires a wonderful hat!
That my friend is a fact, And i can help with that
Your rather large noggin needs more than a ball cap
Here's a fedora, with a tiny man who's running a lap
Nooo! We can do better
Here's a stocking cap with a baby jabberwocky wearing a sweater
Or how about a white cup topped with a lime
Because as you are aware it's always tea time
No!no!no! , none of these will do
You're a uniqueness! And you need a unique hat that fits you
This perplexes me!?!
Which reminds me !!!
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Try this trilby, I do suggest
Well my sir!, you do want to look your best!
Try this beret or this deer stalker
Never mind I assume they'll think you're bonkers
How about this derby or bowler?
Although It does have the stench of a previous owner
Oh my ! How did this happen?
This top hat  will get the crowd all clapping
But with so little straps to fasten
But mine stays in place and fashion 
Even whilst I futterwacken
So that it is! A top hat for a top lad
This will be the best fit you've ever had

By LukeCoomer (c)