MADNESS ON THE ROADS....

What is it with drivers in this day and age
Too many assholes that make me rage!
Wether I'm cruising or driving to work
I've become a magnet for incompetent jerks!

Doddering old farts with the speed of a snail 
Taking every maneuver with annoying detail
So old and decrepit they're barely alive
They can hardly see, so how the fuck can they drive!

Mechanical learners, driving by the book
With developing skills so reliant on luck
A shaky combination of adrenaline and nerves
So I love overtaking and making them swerve!

Hairy ass bikers denying the truth
They're just middle aged fools reliving their youth
Dodging the traffic, weaving the cars
Get a grip muppet, you look like an arse!

'King of the road' truckers, blocking every lane
Trying to overtake them is a dangerous game
They don't give a shit 'cos they're paid by the hour
Driving a 'tank' makes them think they have power!

Vulnerable cyclists play a dangerous game
Riding to work is borderline insane 
Risking their lives wearing zero protection
Get hit once and they'll need resurrection! 

Though driving a bus is a demanding job
Does it say on the badge, "must drive like a nob'
Don't they care about the passengers lives
It would be less risky juggling knives!

Taxi drivers, get a really bum deal
Tolerating drunks while working at the wheel
But does that excuse driving like a twat?
There's a job for you at McDonalds you inconsiderate pratt!....