Married To A Republican

She always
Begins
The night
With
Tucker Carlston
Then
The Main event
Sean Hannity
Finally
Ending
With
The Ingram Angle

Since these shows
Repeat themselves
At least
Once a night
So
I get the pleasure (not)
Of
Hearing
The
Same
Stuff
Over and over...

So last night
I decided
To change things
Up
Suggesting to her
That we watch
A little CNN

The glare
I got
Can
Only
Be described
As burning
Darts
That still
Has left
A scorching
Scar
Within
My soul

The response
Was
" Hey Hippie
May
I suggest
You smoke
Some
Granola
While
I
Watch
Some
Sean?

Needless
To
Say
SEAN
had
A good
Show
Tonight
And
Only
Talked
About
The Deep State
12 times..