"MASTURBATION"

"Nope! I do Not!!", said the son to his father
The father spun around to look at his daughter
His son slammed the door and blasted his music
While, his daughter's face turned red, and confused
Its hard to be caught red-handed, penis in hand
But the person who walked in, Always, sheepishly understands
So, in touching one's self, we're secretive and shy
My question is this, "Isn't masturbation a sexual rite?"
Making it acceptable in God's, sensual light
So, hear me my friends
Masturbation's not just
A boner in life
Masturbation's
A necessity
Sometimes....
Tony Taylor (Chicago)
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The nominee goes to Mr Tony Taylor, for bravery xoxo
Yeah Deano!!.........I was hesitant......but.......it's poetry...........and poetry is freedom from the rules..............appreciate the comment Big sis!!............nice to hear from you..............hope your year is off to a good start girlfriend ..............smiles............T xx
I second that remark on which Nardine has astablished on this poem.
Thank you Russel James Mackie............very cool of you to comment on this write bro..........I REALLY do appreciate it my friend...........ttyl...........smiles...........T xx
T what the hell! Is nothing sacred with you? Kidding, kidding, are you like the ballsist dude on the planet for writing this...hey it's a great write; like all your poetry, and it really got my attention as I came on the site a few moments ago (ever noticed that when you talk about masturbation everything you say sounds sexual?) Could be just me...anyway T, I agree with everything you say on the subject (clearing my head of all the punch lines coming into my head)...yes Flower, he made us all blush a bit...T, right now I wish I was more of a 'grown up' to give more of an intelligent comment, let me read some of the other comments, for grown-up inspiration, back in a sec....I'm crying right now; not kidding, your 'better half 's' comment is beyond hilarious, OMG!...hey Barry, I don't masturbate and right now I'm in the back yard of my house in Toronto, Canada picking oranges off the tree, lol...T this write will stimulate a lot of conversation...over and out Pablo! Damn right I favored it!
WOW CHRIS!!.........I knew I missed you for some reason!?............your comments are always so happy and content..........I'd like to express to you how much you're missed around here..........just not the same without you.............as for your comment on this piece?.........I don't think I'm the ballsiest!......just a little schizophrenic (lol!)..........I tossed this around a lot before posting it.......actually had to tame it down a bit...........but......like you said, felt I had to (poetic license and all!)..........but regardless.............I had to do it because it came out of me with no intent...........just self-expression..............and on that merit alone felt strongly enough about it..........needless to say I lost a couple of followers etc. ....ALL worth it I might add.............anyway, thanx for supporting me bro............mucho appreciato brother!!..........ttyl...........T