McDonald's Land Foreclosure
(The original McDonald's Land, was a punk tune written in late 1981. Ā This new version will be a far more modern 'punk' tune, musically. Slightly more complex, but still as aggressive.)
(7.4)
McDonalds is the place to eat
Where they give you rotten meat
Slimey, sloppy, slithering buns
Oi! It's really lots of fun!
(the above chorus is the only portion kept from the original lyrics that I wrote in late 1981.)
(a)
Ronald's lunch mum served one day
"There's a fly in my soup!" he had to say
"You can't have your pudding, if you don't eat your meat!"
the light bulb popped, got running on his feet!
(b)
low income sand-a-wich
he'd become a millionaire
made from floor scrap droppings
special sauce'd give it flair!
(repeat 7.4)
(c - quiet break)
selling on the street
tie with smiling gleam
over-sales personality
investors drooling cheese.
(d)
over the years all booming sales
a fly in his soup had made the day
(but) government not bought, t'was him they sought
eternal walls of gray after him they caught.
(e)
low income sand-a-wich
he'd become a millionaire
but with selling people shit
rest of his life he would taste it.
(Repeat 7.4)
End
Lyrics written by Ryk John Miller Thekreator - July 1415
Original music and lyrics written by same - late 1981
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Comments
I wonder why they don't use it...
FOR THEIR COMMERCIAL?
Great Tune
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sparrowsong
Maybe they will, once I've recreated the music for it, as well as additional music and sounds. ;) Lol. Ā (Hopefully, this weekend, when I've free time.) Ā I hope to find some audio samples from commercials of theirs.
Ty as well. :) Ā It IS meant more as a humorous poke at them, though, it's poking fairly hard. :o
And ... here's the new music for it, roughly, so far. :)
https://soundcloud.com/ryk-miller/mcdonalds-land-foreclosures-july-1915