McSoul's (Over a Million Souls Served Daily)

WELCOME TO MCSOUL'S. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

Yes, I'll have the 3-piece Trinity Special----
Make that a Large Father,
a Super-Sized Son and
enough Holy Ghost to give me the chills.

WOULD YOU LIKE ANY EXTRA SIDES?

Yes, gotta have my Daily Bread. Add that
to my order, please.

ANYTHING TO DRINK?

Ah, yes, a cup overflowing with Living Water.

OKAY SIR, WILL THAT COMPLETE YOUR ORDER?

Yes, I feel this is everything I need. What's it gonna cost me?

PLEASE HOLD FOR YOUR TOTAL.....

(The man digs through his pockets)

SIR, YOUR ORDER IS FREE OF CHARGE. NO COST.

What?....No wait a minute...you mean to tell me this whole order is FREE? How come?

JESUS ALREADY PAID THE PRICE. HAVE A BLESSED DAY. :-)