Poem -

Me My Bro and A Chainsaw

the first cut aint always the deepest ..

Can you
picture me,
my bro
and a chainsaw ..
No,
well that’s
perfectly okay
in fact,
it’s just fine ..
But let’s
state,
here and now
for the record ..
Barbie
and indeed,
the prize
topiary are now
sadly both
well n truly, fucked ..

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Marion

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†...love it Sir Neville 😊 x

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author
Lorna

Hi Neville,Β  this made me smile, then I thought oh poor barbie!!... I obviously didnt care as much for the prize topiary!!
Lorna 🀣

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author
Neville

Ah' but a bush is for life, not just for Christmas .. :)Β 

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author
Neville

many thanks for stopping by PD :)Β 

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