Me n my sis

"Don't go,
Don't die,
Don't eat the pie,
It's a trap,
It's an trick,"

"Man what a prick,
Brother if it was a trick,
And if it was life threatening,
Then why would you want it?"

"To save you if course,
Without you in my life I have nothing,
But a old muffin,
Make that nothing."

"Ow brother your lies are terrible,
And your rhyming is pathetic,
If you must have my pie,
Than answer me this riddle,
What do the poor have that the dead eat that the rich need?"

"Well sis that one is tricky and I am picky,
Although I don't need your pity I am tricky,
Now the poor don't have much,
And the daed don't eat,
Unless those of the undead,
And the rich if I'm right never need anything,
Now did I get it right because that pie there is but making me drool."

"Well brother your more witty than I give you credit for,
The pie is yours now if you can do one more riddle il do you a favor and add to the prize and buy you anything at the market but if you lose then I get that pie and you have to give me your sweats for a weak."

"As tempting as that challenge is sis I will test my fate and take the pie,
And don't try to cry as if I did win that riddle,
Now I have a riddle for you,
And it must end with truth,
What is the word is 8 letters long and comes to mind when you see me?"

"Well brother this ones hard now il have to say,
The 8 letter word that comes to mind is bullshit although the second is
 I love you,
Now don't get me wrong 
I love you a lot but sometimes you get annoying and witch is why that comes to mind,
Now did I get it right?"

"Yes sis I heard what I needed to hear and you can keep the pie all I wanted was to hear was you loved me."