Melodrama

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Sixty one years 🥂🍾

Sixty one years 🥂🍾

Sixty one years within ageing and growing

Dancing through decades without ever knowing

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Deadlier Than The Male.....

Deadlier Than The Male...Trilogy Of Evil. 3 Very Dark Poems

Miss Goody Two Shoes. Trilogy Of Evil Part 1...

Whiter than white,
Purer than snow.
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Enchantress...A Dark Poem

Enchantress...A Dark Poem

Miss Goody Two Shoes.
No, not that one teen paedophile slicing slaughterhouse.
She's out of...

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“ Your House Isn’t Haunted....

“ Your House Isn’t Haunted. You’re Lonely.”

It’s 4 AM and your skin is soft birch and your pillow indented.
You fume with stillness where your...

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It Knows What Scares You!.....

It Knows What Scares You!... A Dark Halloween Mystery Poem

It dwells in me,
This endless hate.
No human morals,
My mind does debate.

My...

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Braun on the Catwalk

A strong woman needs a strong man
I'd like to be there for her but I don't think I can

I...

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Our Chariots Are Spineless...

Our Chariots Are Spineless Waves

our chariots are spineless waves, crashing at the nexus
of tumultuous calm. your light is like a...

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With You On The Other Side

With You On The Other Side

when i need my glasses to find my glasses it’s hilarious
and i have you to laugh with me, with eyes...

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A Secret...

A Secret...

Three people can keep a secret,
Providing two of them are dead.
It should never be written...

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An agonizing uncontrolled 🥲

An agonizing uncontrolled 🥲

Looking in that oblong, glassy gaper on my wall in the hall

I sigh within a shudder at such a...

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Hate Is Not Theater, But We...

Hate Is Not Theater, But We Know Our Lines


Hate is not Theater. But we Know our lines.
Baleful mongers squandering Grace at the behest...

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Love Is The Day Your Doom...

Love Is The Day Your Doom Is On Pause



Love is the day your doom is on pause and all gods pray
with tiny hands that nothing...

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MIDGE TWITCH

MIDGE TWITCH

Glumping in the runkle of a midge twitch
with a slinky and a serrated rainbow jackknife-
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Variety

The Spice of Life

Complex people may wear many coats, hats and masks

But it is not intended to be deceptive or...

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Wandering through...

Wandering through wonderlands 🙏

As I search for serendipity amidst my inner mind

Alas memories are all we have right now to...

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PRESIDING OVER A MOMENT OF...

PRESIDING OVER A MOMENT OF PAUSE

Focus on the signal, for the noise is no pilot.
Adroit convivial despots plot your every demise...

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MOOD SWING BARONY

MOOD SWING BARONY


If only my every poem jot-
were a happy spot
on a black tie.
But my parties...