Mickey And Minnie Making Love

This is something old Walter never talked about

But I wonder if Mickey and Minnie ever made out

Judging by their physiques, might have been quite a challenge

Can't you just imagine Mickey yelling out those bad words

Like, “golly” and “gee whiz, Miss Minnie”

“You were g-r-r-r-r-e-a-a-a-a-t!!!”

Next time let's do it in your mousey hole*

(* Uh, that's where mousies live, you bad naughty people!”)

Okay I'll never be able to watch another Mickey Mouse cartoon again

Without the visual popping into my brain

Same with Donald and Daisy Duck!

Hope the kiddies never find out!!!