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Micky the Monkeyman 🦍

Micky the Monkeyman 🦍

He is as hairy as an animal, infact they call him Monkeyman..and he spends all of his days out in the sun which will explain his chocolate tan..Actually his favourite destination is the jungle and he will go there when he can..and yes he finds the heat a little trifle stifling so he always takes a fan..

Now whenever Micky is in the rainforest he lives up in the trees within his huge hammock habitat to shelter from the balmy breeze, and just like his primates he sits grooming on his fleas..and yes you probably guessed as much that Micky munches these..So you see he really is just like a big baboon, as he swings from branch to branch by the light of the moon..and when he is in the bare buff, his bum blows up  like a balloon..one will hear him a’grunting and a’squeaking doing his signature tune...

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Marion

😆😆🤣🤣🤩

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Jill Tait

🤣🤣🤣my hubby says its racist i says is it shite!!! Just my daft imagination x

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Jill Tait

Teeheee hairy beast 🤣❤️💕❤️

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