MID LIFE CRISIS !!!

After another boring week at work, and an overdose of 'marital bliss'
I feel like being selfish, and going out 'on the piss'
Just have to convince the bank manager, to part with some of 'my' cash
He doesn't give a fuck about my social life, or care if I go out the lash
I should of been smart and thought ahead, put some money away
Just seems ironic to live in a storm, yet save for a rainy day
I'm sick of working my bollocks off, and never having fun
Life's not a dress rehearsal, when all is said and done
I'm wanna put myself first for once, It's boring staying in
I've had enough of watching X Factor, I crave some creative sin
So that's me sorted, my mind's made up, I'm ready for a drunken bout
A night of depraved debauchery, will sort the mid life crisis out
There's one thing that can get in the way, its becoming the bain of my life
I haven't picked up the courage yet, to tell the bloody wife.....