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MINI MUM AND MAXI MUM

Mini mum and maxi mum went shopping today
Both couldn't decide on what things to pay
Maxi mum wanted everything I'm willing to bet
No doubt causing mini mum to worry and fret

Mini mum told maxi mum we can just make do
Don't get it all please I beg kindly to you 
Remember the saying I think you really should
A little of what you fancy does you good

Maxi mum replied that she whole heartedly disagrees 
I'm going to take it all just watch me if you please 
So mini mum and maxi mum argued right there
All about who was right should you bother to care

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