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Minimal Resistance

Minimal Resistance

I have nowhere to go
and nothing to do...

If I ever got to nowhere
nothing would get done...

The life of the contentment...

Far beyond your petty judgments...
The ultimate benefit...

Unrepentant minimalist... 

Zero sum zero...

Isn't retirement fun?
 

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