Poem -

mints

Feeling fresh from a days of no brushing, ah, a mint. No, I'm not flossing.

The taste is preffured, but I don't care. It keeps me from brushing without a care.

But hey, it doesn't matter. My breath is just fine.

My teeth may rot but I'm good to dine.

Hey, don't mock me and my minty fresh breath.

I have lots of things to do untill death.

What do you mean eating mints is a cheaters way out.

Its just a hint, but I can't do without.

Hey, maybe your right, maybe I should brush.

Maybe I should actually do this for us.

Nah, I'll leave till next week, until then I will eat mints until I peek.

R.M.

(A poem to promote brushing and demote mints.)

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Jimmy Arnold

Russell, Russell,Russell,

This very good and humorous...You keep the funny bug inside of me going..we spoke before about your ( lil ) gift of being able to switch gears when ever you want. Good job Russ...........

Keep  it up!!

Jim

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Russel James Mackie

truth is, I just pick a subject from my suroundings. I also may choose more then one object from my surounding.

if it were not for the people and the things around me I wouldn't be able to come up with most of my poems.

thanks Jim.

Russ

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asohail

very good ...lines..
i really like that satire part of coparing cheaters with a mint user.

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Russel James Mackie

just give me a subject, give me an objective, and give me the amotion, and I'll feel it while writing.

thats my gift.

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Tammy Mackie

I still have some of the mints you gave me. I'd like cinnamon hearts next time ;) you're the best

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