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Moms

You either were or weren’t,
this is your one day to be reminded wether you should continue doing you or hit reset…

To those that know they are doing a great job, we fucking love you and could never provide what you deserve for what you do…

For those who do not, you are not only disappointing your daughters and sons but the rest of the world as you help add to the statistics…

Thank you, sincerely and sarcastically depending on which side of the spectrum you’re on!!!

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