Poem -

Mother

I am your mother
I promise you there will be no other
Im about to going insane
Can you please use that part of your brain
Because If I find another rock
Hidden in your sock
I might pull out my hair
As if you would even care
When I tell you to pick up your toys
But all you hear is noise
Remember I am your mother
There will never be another

Like 1 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

Poem -

Life

Life

You thought it was yours to take
made everyone call me a fake
They say it's my fault
...

Poem -

Her

All you see is the color of my skin
I guarantee you, you don't know where I've been
I was a...

Poem -

Her

All you see is the color of my skin
I guarantee you, you don't know where I've been
I was a...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

Skippack Pharmacy comprised...

Skippack Pharmacy comprised of admirable staff

Able, eager, ready and willing
to "separate the wheat from the chaff,"
reassuring a new or...

Poem -

Yesterday, right after...

Yesterday, right after washing my hair, and applying a blowdryer...

After more than a year passed since I paid $35.00, when yours truly donated close to twelve inches of near...

Poem -

WHAT TOOL ARE YOU?

WHAT TOOL ARE YOU?

If you were a Tool what would you be?

What would you do?

Geez Sparrowsong...

No...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com