Poem -

Mother

I am your mother
I promise you there will be no other
Im about to going insane
Can you please use that part of your brain
Because If I find another rock
Hidden in your sock
I might pull out my hair
As if you would even care
When I tell you to pick up your toys
But all you hear is noise
Remember I am your mother
There will never be another

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