Mr. & Mrs. Hamuel Porkington

Meet Mr. & Mrs. Hamuel Porkington

Hamuel's closest friends call him “Hammy”

A special hard working farmer

With an extremely industrious family

With his pretty and faithful wife “Porksy”

And their ten little chopperettes

They're known in the town of Swillsville

As the nicest pig family you've met

For providing hot meals to the needy

And sheltering them from the cold

They've received a special recognition

One of the greatest stories told

The President recently visited them

Warmly welcomed by the Porkingtons

They treated their guest to Hominy Grits

And homemade Tennessee bourbon

The President granted them a special honour

Which everyone was in total accord

With tree bark, worms and garbage for life

And a prestigious achievement award

So raise your pitch forks, raise 'em on high

In salute of this family of corkers

Heroes like these don't come by very often

They're a very special breed of porkers