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Mr. Neanderthal Man

Mr. Neanderthal Man

HEY! HEY!

Mr. Neanderthal Man
Where did you get those looks?
Hey pretty boy! Seen pictures of you
In my Ancient History books

WOW! WOW!

What a great physique
Unmatched in these here parts
Should enter a Mr. Universe Contest
In a new category set apart

BAD! BAD!

Didn't mean to offend you
You do have redeeming factors
Lighting a fire rubbing sticks together
And avoiding nuclear disasters

HEY! HEY!

Mr. Neanderthal Man
Have you been living under a rock
Or are you much like us guys today
With faults like the rest of the flock?

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