Mr. Neanderthal Man

HEY! HEY!

Mr. Neanderthal Man
Where did you get those looks?
Hey pretty boy! Seen pictures of you
In my Ancient History books

WOW! WOW!

What a great physique
Unmatched in these here parts
Should enter a Mr. Universe Contest
In a new category set apart

BAD! BAD!

Didn't mean to offend you
You do have redeeming factors
Lighting a fire rubbing sticks together
And avoiding nuclear disasters

HEY! HEY!

Mr. Neanderthal Man
Have you been living under a rock
Or were you much like us guys today
With faults like the rest of the flock?