Poem -

Mrs Hinch & Henry

My daughter was on instagram
& Found A Mrs Hinch
This woman does her housework
Whilst making it look sinch

Our Laura Brown loves her
She has told all her  chums
Now they are thrilled to do their 
daily chores
Coz it never makes them glum ?

This woman is ingenious
She has named all her tools
Why we’ve not done this before
I think we must be fools

She has Sharon its her hoover
& Theres Vera thats her mop
Whilst Dave he is her duster
Swishing everything on top

Now her cloths she owns a few
Pinky, minky, Buddy, & others too
For her cleaning products & her sprays
She uses her favourite everyday

This is Paul the Pine & Cliff the Cif
Her blue loo aroma it has a wonderful whiff

This marvel is very popular
Coz if anything is messed
She just grabs all of her products
Whilst she chuckles
“All the best”

At the end of every session
She makes sure Henry dog is fed
Then he snuggles up beside her
Whilst he takes himself to bed ?

 

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